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EB: hello!!!!!!!!
EB: my name is john/june egbert, or you can just call me marcello.
EB: i am a minor, and i'm taken by the most amazing person in the world! <33 his name is dirk!
EB: he has a rentry! so go check it out while you can.

#amazing guy #i wont him/ij #<3 #usban... #next page

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EB: i also have a rentry, pronouns page, and a few more socials.
EB: i'm currently hyperfixating on homestuck, nsr, gasa4, jjba, and more.
EB: i usually play pony town, roblox, and pesterquest.
EB: i also have a playlist full of all the songs i listen to!

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EB: just to clear everything up, here's my dni.
EB: basic criteria, ex friends, jane crocker irls and/or kinnies (or any problematic character in hs for that matter),
people who cause drama just to pester me in a way, anti lgbtq+, poc, or xenogender, or just shitty people in general.
EB: i will block you if you do these. /lh

#stop being so shitty #please. #next page #go back!

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EB: just a fair warning, i do cuss.
EB: if i start being dry i'm not trying to. if it bothers you, please tell me!
EB: i tend to space out, or completely forget what you say minutes prior.
EB: i make kys/kms jokes, if you're uncomfortable, tell me!
EB: sometimes i need tone tags.
EB: and i tend to use slurs i can reclaim.

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EB: i have autism and adhd, so i will need tone tags in some cases.
EB: i'm not interested in dating other people, but i am willing to get in a platonic relationship.
EB: im sort-of iffy on flirting in platonic relationships, so thats just a heads up.

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EB: this is one of the last pages, silly!
EB: well, since you're here i just wanted to say hello to my friends reading this.
EB: hi dave, aster, aven, merc, arin, tony, sara, + more! love you all! /p

#you guys... #are so cool... #next page #go back!

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EB: OH MY GOODNESS! JOHN MADE ANOTHER PAGE.
EB: yeaaaaaaaah... sorry for that! but i just... want to do this REALLY fast!
EB: its gonna be a long ramble, from marcello themselves, so im gonna put this in a link.
EB: (its for dirk and dirk's eyes only! so no peeking if you arent him!)
EB: <3
EB: alrighty, byebye!!!

#dirk's #eyes #only! #go back! #start over?